No… no, he’s not.
Very specific lost cat flyer.
That’s actually factually inaccurate, Groupon.
May is almost over, and I can hardly believe it. Life seems to move at a snail’s pace, but also lightning speed at the same time. Just a few things I’ve been mulling over recently:
It appears as though mine, on August 29, is pretty common.
Glamour recently released a book based on a 1997 story in its magazine called “30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She’s 30.”
I’m turning 28 this year. And I’m not one to base my life decisions on something printed in a women’s magazine, but it’s fun to dive into the list and mentally check off what applies to me. A short excerpt from the list:
By 30, you should have…
You get the idea. You can check out the rest of the list here.
According to Klout, I’m influential in “Director.”
WHEN KLOUT DEEMS ME INFLUENTIAL IN A TOPIC I’VE LITERALLY NEVER MENTIONED IN ANY SOCIAL NETWORK.
This is me. Encompassed in one gif.
People who are messy or disorganized
People who do not return calls People who don’t wear watches People who don’t do their taxes People who don’t return memos Wasting time on Facebook
People who use bad grammar
People who swear too much
Emotional confrontations or scenes
Stand up comedians
This horoscope doesn’t know me that well, it seems.